There are three rings in a marriage
There are three rings in a marriage… the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
View ArticleSpeechless
When I’m alone, I think of so many things to say to you! But when I have a chance to tell you… I GO SPEECHLESS!
View ArticleGirls are like police
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you!
View ArticleMystery of life…
MYSTERY OF LIFE: Women can walk around for endless hours carrying 10 shopping bags in each hand, yet can’t find the strength to open a damn jar.
View ArticleNever hold your farts in
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your crap ideas from!
View ArticleThrowing darts
A wife is throwing darts at husband’s picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly she received call from him “Hi, wot ru doin?” Her honest reply… “MISSING U”
View ArticleBored
Miss Bored 100 Percentbored Road, Boredville, Greater Boredom, BOR ED1 Planet Killmenow
View ArticleMobile phones cause radiation
WARNING: mobile phones cause radiation and it results in brain damage. But you are safe… It only effects people with brains!
View ArticleStressed? Eat cake!
When you’re stressed, you eat cake, ice cream, chocolate & sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backwards is desserts.
View ArticleThe sexiest person
Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.
View Article3 men eating breakfast
3 men eating breakfast with their wives, 1st man sed, pass the honey honey 2nd man sed, pass the sugar sugar & 3rd man sed,pass the milk,you big fat cow!
View ArticleVampire Snowmen
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
View ArticleShout it to the world!
Girl: I luv u. Boy: I luv u 2. Girl: Prove it! Shout it to the world! Boy: *Whispers in her ear* I luv u. Girl: Why’d u whisper it to me? Boy: Becoz u r my World.
View ArticleFairy Tales VS Real Life
FAIRY TALES “Once upon a time… and they lived happily ever after” REAL LIFE “They lived happily ever after… once upon a time”.
View ArticleOne Hundred Percent
Your 100% beautiful Your 100% lovely Your 100% sweet Your 100% nice & your 100% stupid to believe these words! [adsense]
View ArticleKeep on talking
TEACHER: Spencer, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? SPENCER: A teacher!
View ArticleMaths Tables
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? BOY: You told me to do it without using tables.
View ArticleNorth America
TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America . SARAH: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Sarah!
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